Top Ten reasons Griffith sucks

1. Database not even close to useful – it’s a pain just to look at it for any grad student
2. Sucky download quota – 18 megs a day for research students!
3. Shit food controlled by university monopoly
4. Library book diversity is pathetic
5. Most academics can’t teach – some can’t speak English
6. No self-respecting professor wants to spend sabbaticals or give talk here
7. Attracts the students UQ and QUT rejects
8. Has the most imbecile admin staff
9. Crap campus with dark and smelly corridors
10. Filled with delinquent Indian and Chinese outcast students