The nickpicking review of China southern business class.

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• Same toilet size as economy. WTF
• Seat fabric is coarse and appear fully synthetic polyester type bus seat cover that grates your naked elbow every time you turn. WTF. We expect soft faux leather
• A330 with less oxygen and less humidity. WTF. We want that normal air stuff of Boeing 787
• Movie selection is utter shit. No new or classic stuff. WTF. Only thing Emirates is better. And Emirates is shit.
• Steak is shit. Seems boiled and microwaved. WTf. If you couldn’t do steak then don’t offer it.
• Run out of ice cream for lunch even though there’s only 12 biz class passenger. WTF. It’s less than half full.

Now for the good enough

• Fruit is good
• Wi-Fi is good
• Service is generally friendly and helpful
• Luggage comes out first. (If you don’t have a stroller)
• Can actually lie flat (with a tiny foot hole). Can just about to stretch flat if you are 6’2