top ten signs you are in an office park

top ten signs you are in an office park

1. at least 4 places sell good/decent coffee for take away
2. you are never more than 200 metres away to a clean and spacious toilet
3. cars are on average 1.5 years old and clean
4. every shop shuts at 4:30
5. not feeling weird at all wearing long sleeve shirts and dark pants in mid-30 degree heat
6. dedicated smoking spots with ashtray everywhere
7. child care is always beaming with kids
8. everybody's happier on friday
9. everybody's hair is well managed
10. overpriced sandwich has plenty of buyers