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Monday, May 07, 2007

holiday journal - Sunshine coast

Been a long since i last kicked back and lying down doing nothing for hours. this time did exactly that. lying on shark infected water beach for 4 hours doing nothing and staring at crystal blue sky with transforming clouds. excellent. time well spent.

resort style holiday living is consisted of following ( in no particular order) by my observation

  • your own boat. don't have a boat u say? you call it a holiday?
  • some fishing rods to hang in front of your 4WD just to look good
  • a trailer with some insignificant trash and your jetski
  • 2 kids to show ur got sperm
  • at least 2 days in the pool in the jacoozi
  • playing ball game at beach to waste energy
  • bush walking in shorts and huge hats that you won't wear normally
  • eating exhorbitantly expensive icecreams from Copenhagen that drips from the hole at the end (at least 2 flavours)
  • eating overpriced sidewalk cafe food at take in the car exhaust fume
  • no internet connection for the entire period
  • watching cable tv shows that you've missed for ages
  • have local crap asian take away for dinner and curse how shit it is
  • hot-chic spotting for the entire afternoon and sipping carbonated water
  • .... and many more!